Gordy and his mate Gerty have been together for many many years.
They have had several kids over the years and now can boast of having six grand kids.
Most days for Gordy looks around and wonders if the whole world his going to hell in a hand basket (even though Gordy has never seen a hand basket)
Gerty is like most grandma's and often says that if she had known that grand kids were so much fun she would have had them instead of those ingrates she gave birth to over the years.
"The labor pains!! And where was that lazy bum of a mate of hers while she was giving birth? Off attacking one of those tourist buses or posing for pictures for those American tourists. I swear to goodness sakes that mate of mine is going to be my death!"
If you are an old goat or old Rhino you may be able to relate to Gordy and Gerty in future blog posts.
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