Thursday, August 30, 2012

Okay...Now WTF Am I Supposed To Do?

Yeah I know Tarzan teaching Cheetah how to be a tree swinger is a bit on the Bee-zar side even for me but I am just having some fun with Cheetah here so bear with me while I get the big guy down out of the tree.
Tomorrow I promise you will meet Jane....at least her voice to be followed for the next week or so.  Like Tarzan who is now 50 something Jane has also changed.  Remember her from the old movies, young, blond and nimble?  Really a perky young thing back in the old days, right?
 Today Tarzan and Jane have been married for about 30 years and Jane has put on a wee bit of weight and has become a typical married middle aged woman. No longer the perky little blond and to Tarzan's displeasure... Tarzan no longer occupies her whole world.  Grand kids, cooking, and her mother take up most of her time.  By the way her mother is a Real witch and I do mean this in a nice way. Do you remember the old American television show called "Bewitched"...Do you remember the mother in law, I have based Jane's dear old MUMMY after Agnes Moorehead and dear old Mummy still does not approve of Tarzan after all these years.
Sorry folks but I am having a ball with this concept and if I have ruined your preconceptions of Tarzan, sorry about that too.  See ya all tomorrow.

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