Not only Twilight but Night of the Living Dead, Day After Night of the living Dead, Zombies From Mars, Zombies from Hollywood and all those people who sit in government offices like DMV and Social Security must be Zombies.
The best part of using actual Zombies for the movies about Zombies is the cost, they bring their own clothes, makeup and you don't have to feed them they feed them selves on the rest of the cast. It is a win-win situation. At the same time Sherman Pain American Witch Doctor in Nayropee Kanya makes a few bucks. I guess the down side would be the missing Nayropee citizens but you just tell their families that they got picked to play parts in upcoming Hollywood movies and slip them a couple bucks and everyone is happy.
Maybe we could start some Zombie jokes:
When do Zombies go to sleep? Good question....When they are dead tired.
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?A MOM-ster
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?A dead-ringer
Where do most zombies live?
On dead-end streets
Got any more bad jokes? Send them to Ed Schultz of MSNBC he is my all time favorite Zombie.
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