I think I mentioned that Agnes is a witch with the Rocky Mountain Witches in the Mile High Coven number 5285. Her rank is Exulted High Grand Poo-Mah. It is a fine organization that has been in Denver for about 150 years, having been driven west by busy bodies who got tired of having their pet dogs turned into all sorts of exotic animals.
Anyway I guess the moral of this little sad tale is..Drum roll please....If you are hungry don't go pawing through your mother-in-law's hair looking for some bugs...for some odd reason the old girls don't like that.
Now the question remains, what is going to happen to Cheetah the now African Bull Frog.
Cheetah told me he had a hot date this week end with that hot number he met at Starbucks last week. I doubt very much that she will fall for, "Kiss me and I will turn into your Prince Charming." After all how many apes want to go out with some guy who thinks he is Prince Charming?
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