Chapter
14
Well,
she sure looks Mexican.
The Rayburn House
Office Building
Basement meeting
room 114-B2
Monday January 9,
2012
9am
Looking around the room over his reading glasses that sat
perched on the edge of his nose; Donald Lipinski had the look of an old time
stern country school teacher. Congressmen
Donald Lipinski was not a man of original thought. He knew he looked like a younger version of
Senator Carl Levin, with his balding plate and baggy eyes and figured that if
the “Levin Look” worked for Senator Levin it should work for him. Apparently the voters thought so as well since
they had been voting for him in drove for the past twenty years. Once Congressman Lipinski heard Senator Levin
had bought a Chevy Volt electric car he ran out and purchased one as well.
Almost everyone was around the conference table and it seemed
like everyone had piles of paper in front of them plans on how best to beef up
House Bill 1542 No Bears Left Behind.
Donald Lipinski thought that his naming the bill No Bear Left Behind was
a pure stroke of genius. After his
first meeting with that idiot, Leonard Badowski from the Department of Interior
back on October 27, 2011, he could tell from that first meeting that
Badowski was a man without a vision of the future. Badowski actually thought that he could
become famous and get promoted just because he had this silly idea that you
could actually teach Brown Bears to work a smart phone or some other electronic
gizmo if they got horny and wanted to hook up with some female bear who wanted
some loving. Shit if science could do
that for bears someone would have already been selling them to college
students. Donald Lipinski could invision
the sales pitch now: “For a good time, use our Smart phone! It will tell you
wich women are hot and horney!”
Since Donald Lipinski was happy in his position as
a US Representative to Congress and the congressional sub-committee United
States House Appropriations Subcommittee on Interior, Environment, and Related
Agencies. Donald Lipinski would be quite happy to do his “Duty to his country” for a
dollar per year. He made far more from
“endorsements, bribe, kick backs and speaking engagements than he ever did from
his pitiful small pay check as a US Congressman. If only the folks back home knew what really
went on in the “HALLOWED HALLS OF CONGRESS.”
“Shit fire! That cliche, HALLOWED HALLS OF
CONGRESS, is a joke all by its self, “thought US
Congressman Donald Lipinski.
Last year alone
Donald Lipinski received $175,000.00 in pay as a US Congressman but at the same
time received over $2 million in “Campaign Contributions” and another $1
million for speaking engagements. His
real pay though came from his sideline activities and that money came under the
table, we wouldn’t want a paper trail for the good people back in Chicago to
see what kind of money their good old boy Congressman really “earned”. Donald Lipinski always felt he really did
earn all the money he received under or over the table, after all he was
serving his beloved country as a public servant and he was indeed a servant to
the people. The only thing was that the
people he was a servant to was not the same people who voted and returned him
to “Hallowed Halls of Congress”, every two years.
Looking around
the conference table Congressman Donald Lipinski could see everyone was present
and may as well get the show on the road.
“This meeting
will now come to order”, barked Congressman Donald Lipinski. “My secretary,
Monica Sanchez, will be taking notes. “
All eyes in the
room fell on Ms Sanchez who was sitting cross legged next to her boss. Monica had originally come from Tijuana,
Mexico as a teenager and for the past ten years had been living a lie. Her birth certificate was a lie; her Social
Security card was a lie. In reality
Monica Sanchez’s real name was Dorri Raad (Iranian for Sparkling star) and had
been trained from birth to pass her self off as Mexican, she had also been
trained from birth to hate America and all things American. To Monica (Dorri) coming into the United
States as an illegal, obtaining the false documentation and finally achieving her
final goal of working in Washington DC
as a secretary to a real United States Congressman was an achievement
that reaped high praise from her real boss, the VEVAK (Vezarat-e
Ettela'at va Amniyat-e Keshvar). Back in her homeland, Dorri Raad was a hero
and little girls sang praises to her in her home town of Borazjan, Iran.
“One day,” I shall be
part of the glorious revolution and take down this putrid nation of infidel
pigs and Allah will reign supreme when the flag of my homeland flies over the
hated White House in this town of corruption.”
Monica Sanchez was indeed
easy to look at and every man around the conference table wondered to himself,
“How the hell did that dip stick Lipinski, rate such a great looking
secretary?” They also all wondered what
it would be like to make her squeal in sexual delight and say, “Praise Jesus! “
as she rapped her long well toned legs around him and he exploded inside her.
If they only knew the
truth of her lies they may have had different thoughts.
Monica’s mission was
indeed long range: make her way across Mexico and infiltrate America as a
Mexican teenager, enter college with fake documentation that showed she had
been born in San Diego, California at Sharp Mary Birch Hospital, April 1, (Iranian
Day of Independence) 1997. The real Monica Sanchez
had died at birth and her parents sold her birth certificate to some very nice men
that year for a large sum of money. Those
very nice men worked for the VEVAK and had passed the document along with many more
birth certificates to there boss in Tehran, Iran. All of Monica’s co-workers knew that Monica’s parents
had been killed many years ago and she had no family, they knew this because that
is what Monica had told them.
After Monica (Dorri Raad)
had graduated from UCLA with a 3.0 grade average, she applied for work as a management
assistant with the Office of personal and had finally earned an appointment as a
congressional aid for Donald Lipinski and had been his aid or secretary for the
past two years.
Monica (Dorri Raad) Sanchez
was quite pleased with the work she did for Lipinski because each day provided her
with more and more proof of the decadence of America. If Congressman Donald Lipinski was considered an
honorable man by American standards than in all of this country could one find a
truly fine upstanding man that would please Allah? No there was none and this was why America must
perish!
“Okay folks, lets get started
with your suggestions of what to add to House Bill 1542, No Bears Left Behind."
No comments:
Post a Comment