Debating 101

Would this be cool or what?  A real knock down and drag out political debate.  No more mister nice guy!  Name calling turning into an all out face punching nose pulling and eye gouging free for all.
I might even pay to go watch that..imagine pay per view Debate turns into a no hold barred rumble.  What would be really a fun thing is if the election hinged on a Mud wrestling caged match.  Hulk Hogan could be the referee and Nancy Pelosi could be the bikini clad bimbo who parades around inside the ring between rounds holding up the sign with the round numbers on it.  Charlie Rangle could be the bell ringer.  To make it really interesting have Ed Schultz and Bill O'reilly  as the back ups.

Mud slinging season.

Tarzan is up for re-election as King of the Apes...A banana in every pot and lots of leaves to chew on.  I am sure there will be lots of name calling and mud slinging etc.  Tomorrow we shall look at the debate between old Tarzan and the other candidate or as Tarzan calls him, the "old fat poop head".

Up close and personal

Anytime Cheetah can make fun of Tarzan the better.  Old Chinese saying, "If you are going to have a lizard bite your nose, it is more funny if someone can take a video of it and post it onto you tube."

The New Old Tarzan by Cricky.

When my kids were small we would watch almost every Crocodile Hunter TV shows.  I guess you might say this strip will be a tribute to one of the greatest educators of wild critters ever.  He was so funny and was such a positive example for our kids. 
Steve Irwin, where ever you are, this is your life if you had lived in Africa and had a talking ape for a side kick, a witch for a mother-in-law and had to deal with other talking and silly critters.

New clothes for Old Tarzan

Let's face the facts here, Tarzan is way too old to be still running around in a loin cloth.  Tomorrow Jane and Tarzan will be looking more like a modern couple who live in the jungle and spends all their time with wild critters including crocodiles and snakes.  If this sounds like someone else it is purely by chance...kinda sorta.
Cheetah will still be around giving his opinions of Tarzan's mistakes in life just like before.

Cliches

And there I was trying to come up with a gag involving getting stuck in traffic and thought to my self, that is such a tired old cliche.
The idea originated from the news of all the road closures during rush hour tomorrow (5-10pm) on several really heavy traffic areas around Denver.  All because certain people seem to think holding Presidential debates in Denver will be good for someone.  Not exactly sure how this will improve our life style, our business or over all goodness of life.  But like all things in life we will get through it and down the road next to the can we seem to be kicking we will look back on this and think to our selves," What a bunch of idiots we have running our country!"

Hanna!

Al-Kabob has a favorite daughter

 and as usual just as on the Bill Cosby show

 it is the youngest daughter, Hanna.